story time from jessica (:
In a world, where ihop is the place to be at 3 in the morning, lived these girls who were on a mission to go and eat some fantastic pancakes and bacon and stuff. so, this majestic creature called “man” had picked us up and we were yoloing our way to the beauteous IHOP. Although this creature, ran a stop sign while jamming out to Call Me Maybe (such a beautiful song) and this evil force pushed us past the stop sign and unfortunately an evil beast called “Cop” was awakening from it’s castle and flashed it’s blinding lights at us. So, we turned down Carly Rae Jepsen, and were trying to decide whether to run or not. But, Cop had already walked up to the window, and had spoken “License and Registration please.”
So, Creature Man had gave him his permit, because apparently Creature Man had no license! so, anyways, creature man spent about 5 minutes looking for the registration, and only found a temporary one, but Cop was not satisfied and so he asked for the parental units’ names and numbers. Becca was convinced that she could get us out of trouble and had claimed that she had dated a cop once, and could get out of anything. (; Anyways, as we sat in the car waiting to see what would happen, we realized that we had cake! that said “Happy Just Ungrounded!” so, we took our knife, spoon, and fork, and dug into the beautiful cake because we knew that we were already fucked anyways. So we sat, eating cake for about 40 minutes until my Father came, and picked us up. and then saved my ass from my bitchy mother.
